Do you ever plan out what object you would grab if the building you’re in were to suddenly go horizontal for some reason and everything was falling and you have to grab something or you’ll fall and get seriously hurt.
I own my own Corelle set. Maybe not that cool to some of you but it’s something my mom always had and bragged about because it was good plates and expensive and now I own my own set. And the plates are square. :D
I have an account on pinterest, yet I just bought a box of egg dye from the grocery store. Do I have to turn in my pinterest card for not dying my eggs with a tie or flowers or whatever the fad is?
I was just made aware recently that some people and men have a secret underground code for different types of vaginas. Evidently it’s somewhat like a belly button and called an “innie” or “outie.” And it’s like whether or not your clit sticks out of the vaginal lips when you’re like spread eagle or something. Evidently around puberty is when it’s decided whether or not your kitty prefers the indoors or outdoors.
So I read up on this mysterious thing because it’s news to me (I’ve never put much thought into different vaginas and they didn’t go over this in sex-ed, probably because as I will reveal at the end of this, it’s not important). I’ve come across articles where men will talk about how disgusting an outie is and label it as a meat curtain. Articles where women are made to feel ashamed about their vaginas because a guy has pointed out that there is indeed a difference and she realizes that the vagina she has been comfortable with all her life up until this point is actually something men aren’t looking for in a woman. There’s a common myth that an outie is the result of a woman having way too much sex and getting around quite a bit. Again, this is false. It’s decided at puberty.
Here’s the thing though, guys. If you’re lucky enough to be allowed near a woman’s sacred and holey crevice, don’t stick your nose up at it. Put your hands together and lift your head to the stars and thank God someone has allowed you to stick your outie in hers. I mean seriously, if you’re going to be this big of a dick about the way a vagina looks, that woman is lucky to have you walk out on sex. And what are you going to do if you wind up lucky enough to have a daughter of your own (you know if the girl you mate with hasn’t noticed that you are a douche nozzle who is apparently too picky about the way a vagina looks) and she herself goes through puberty and gets an outie? Disown her for her “disgusting meat curtain”?
There are many reasons to turn down a vagina. Noticeable STDs, horrid smells, awkward colors, etc but an innie and an outie is a 50/50 outcome and completely normal either way. Chill out and enjoy the ride.